23 5 / 2013
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
(via mat-the-gambler)
29 4 / 2013
are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious
i mean what
what the fuck
gustav no
stop it
gustav please
Where’s that ‘Swedish pride’ gif with a crying moose when you need it.
Here ya go dear
(via sanherib)
17 4 / 2013
“I have always said of myself, I look better in the dark and I look better dirty. I think it’s true! And you know, it’s not about what you look like but about the atmosphere that creates. I think I’ve got a face that suits a half-shadow, rather than full daylight.”
-. Richard Armitage
(via middleearther)
19 3 / 2013
08 3 / 2013
Gpoy, gospel CD cover edition
Oooh I would buy this album!
- Jesus Is In The Pudding
- My Soul Feels Like A Disco
- Thank You For Idris Elba, Lord
- I Only Praise Dance In The Shower
- Jesus Is On The Main Line (Because He Don’t Want To Get Stuck In A Two-Year Contract With Verizon)
- Get Behind Me Satan, Because I Have A Holy Bootay
- Jesus Is The Glue That Keeps My Extensions In
- He Can Turn My Water Into Wine, Anytime
- God Don’t Like Skanks
- Amazing Grace
Crying
(via blackproverbs)
26 2 / 2013
So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle
You think I’m joking don’t you
(via fangirlofepicproportions)
25 2 / 2013
(◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) i am (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) going to fucking (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) murder you (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)
(Source: hittxmattt, via shercocklocked)
23 2 / 2013
Argument I heard on the bus
- 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
16 2 / 2013
In case you were wondering what your life is missing by not studying this wonderful (though confusing and at times infuriating, sanity-destroying) language. Athenaze 4 life.
(via fangirlofepicproportions)
12 2 / 2013
CHOCOLAAAAÄ͓͕͚̜̮̭̬̩̭͔̤̯͙͎̊̄͂̐̎̍̾A̻̘̠̤̳͕̞̞̻̪͎ͨ͌ͮͧ̔ͬͤ̊ͯͦ͌̂͛̄ͦ͋Ť̼̩͍̼̝͓̤͓̔͋̔̃̎͋̐͂̆̎̍ͫ͗ͣ̃͛ͅT̩̯̫̟̯̹̩̻̥̰̑ͫͤͥ̂̈̓̋̓ͪ̍͒ͧ̓T̫̣̯̲͓̥̰͇̤̓̋͊̇̎͛̾͗̚Ṫ̰͈͓̫̪̲͑̒͒͊̈́̆̈̒ͭͪ̅̾̈́͂̐̒T͍̟͚̣̤͙̗͚̦̩̝͚͉̞̠̆͑̈ͫ̂͊̃Ė̟̫̻͈͎̦͔̣͙̜̙͕̄̓̍̉̏ͭ͑̆ͭ̈́̽̄͋̚E͓̮̠̰͈̰̜̩͙̣ͦͦ̎ͥͣ̐E̘̜̦̖͈̬̩̫̪̖͛͗̌ͪ͒ͯ͛̾ͮ̏̈́̋̊̿̂̏Ẹ̩̖̙̙̖͈̥͕͈̯̣̉̊͌ͦ͆̄ͯ͂̂̐E͉̘͉̤͔̯̗͔ͬ̃ͣ̊̄͌̌͐͊̉͋̊̐̂̚
(via red-rum-placentaaa)
10 2 / 2013
These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.
this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious
(Source: japanlove, via thekittensmitten)
10 2 / 2013
So I wasted 11 dollars to turn George Washington into the Disney Princesses…
Best $11 spent.
(via potterology-)
