24 5 / 2013
lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:
is that comic sans
Twilight deserves an eternity of comic sans
(Source: tennaq, via middleearther)
24 5 / 2013
“Tears unnumbered ye shall shed; and the Valar will fence Valinor against you, and shut you out, so that not even the echo of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains. On the House of Fëanor the wrath of the Valar lieth from the West unto the uttermost East, and upon all that will follow them it shall be laid also. Their Oath shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very treasures that they have sworn to pursue. To evil end shall all things turn that they begin well; and by treason of kin unto kin, and the fear of treason, shall this come to pass. The Dispossessed shall they be for ever.
“Ye have spilled the blood of your kindred unrighteously and have stained the land of Aman. For blood ye shall render blood, and beyond Aman ye shall dwell in Death’s shadow. For though Eru appointed to you to die not in Eä, and no sickness may assail you, yet slain ye may be, and slain ye shall be: by weapon and by torment and by grief; and your houseless spirits shall come then to Mandos. There long shall ye abide and yearn for your bodies, and find little pity though all whom ye have slain should entreat for you. And those that endure in Middle-earth and come not to Mandos shall grow weary of the world as with a great burden, and shall wane, and become as shadows of regret before the younger race that cometh after. The Valar have spoken.”
The Silmarillion: “Of the Flight of the Noldor”
(via thebreathofarda)
24 5 / 2013
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(Source: pessi-misticc, via red-rum-placentaaa)
24 5 / 2013
Two Sides of Tumblr
omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge
(via cindersatmidnight)
24 5 / 2013
Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs
(Source: b0konon, via cindersatmidnight)
24 5 / 2013
“I want to get a Green Lantern tattoo. Not because I connect overly with any of the Lanterns (though John Stewart is one of my favourite characters) and not because it’s an understated nod to my love of DC, but because of what the corps stand for. What the Lanterns stand for. I would hope that my GL tattoo would give me the strength to battle my depression and the will to stop self harming.”
24 5 / 2013
- 1: I'm smart
- 2: Well you're probably ugly then
- 1: I'm creative
- 2: You mean unattractive right?
- 1: I have all these incredible accomplishments
- 2: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
- 1: I have value
- 2: Not if you're ugly lol
- 1: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted self-photos on my blog
- 2: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
24 5 / 2013
“Watching JLU years later and immersed in comic knowledge, it becomes ever more exciting because you notice these little voiceless cameos here or there, or you can recognize a storyline, and just have an appreciation that someone got to show up and be animated. It’s great.”
24 5 / 2013
24 5 / 2013
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God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are moral punishments and then we get all shocked when they don’t practice rational risk management of biological conditions. We teach them “sex is super desirable and all the cool kids do it, and it’s hideously shameful and will destroy your life” and we wonder why they act an eensy bit neurotic about it. If you tried to design a system for making sexually active kids confused and unsafe, you couldn’t do much better than the American media and school system.
And for once, the answer is relatively simple. Just talk about sex like it’s a part of life. Some people have sex and some people don’t, because people are different. STIs aren’t bad because they’re Dirty Crotch Rot; they’re bad because they’re contagious illnesses like strep throat or whooping cough, and you can ask a doctor to check for and treat them just like you would with strep throat. Unwanted pregnancy isn’t a scarlet A; it’s a mostly-preventable accident that sometimes occurs when people are going about their normal business of having sex. You can ask the school counselor about a variety of topics, including career planning, problems at home, questions about sex, or conflicts with teachers.
If we could just get the goddamn stick out of our collective ass and accept that sex is a human activity and teenagers are humans, maybe there wouldn’t be quite so many plaintive “I don’t understand my body and I’m confused and scared and I don’t know anyone I can ask in person” messages flying out into the world.
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